Fifty years of laughter and style, Claire's spirit shines, mile after mile. With shopping bags and weekend plans, Forever cherished by her lifelong clan. Memories of Ritzy snogs entwined, Echo tales of youth, mischievous and kind. Incapable of cooking, yet Prosecco's best mate, Her cocktails turn evenings to pure delight. A thoughtful friend with humor so spry, Her sneaky farts bring laughter, oh my! Plants may wilt in her tender care, But true to herself, she's unerringly rare. To know what she likes is her unwavering art, For fifty grand years, she's captured every heart.