In the wilds of Maine where the moose call home, Alesia cruises the woods, where the pines softly moan. Behind the wheel, a moose driving her car, Two cats in the back, dreaming of mice from afar. Fishing pole ready, she casts with great glee, "Catch of the day" is her motto, 'tis clear to see. Her ATV roars through the wilderness wide, While pickleball paddles wait quietly aside. Unemployed yet brilliant, she fills her own days, With laughter and stories in humorous ways. She's outgoing and daring, a legend, a star, In the wacky tableau where a moose drives her car. Happy Birthday to Alesia, of the quilted Maine scene, With moose, cats, and adventures in forests so green!