A poem about: Hailey’s 18th birthday. Going to play soccer at Sam Houston next year. She is a beast on the field. She LOVES Jesus she is a conservative MAGA Christian. She is very funny and makes inappropriate jokes and is politically incorrectShe has 15 cousins. Some are cool some are not. Savanah, deacon and Brooklyn are her coolest cousins and their partners in crime. She has 2 older sisters Erynn and Noelle and one younger Danae. Erynn is a a great kid. Noelle touches neighbors inappropriately and Danae is not to be left home alone. Cousin Caleb is the one that sings horribly during the Christmas game “americas got talent”The cool cousins are very offensive to the other cousins at every holiday gathering. Hailey is very adhd and locks her keys in her car often.

Hailey’s 18th birthday. Going to play soccer at Sam Houston next year. She is a beast on the field. She LOVES Jesus she is a conservative MAGA Christian. She is very funny and makes inappropriate jokes and is politically incorrectShe has 15 cousins. Some are cool some are not. Savanah, deacon and Brooklyn are her coolest cousins and their partners in crime. She has 2 older sisters Erynn and Noelle and one younger Danae. Erynn is a a great kid. Noelle touches neighbors inappropriately and Danae is not to be left home alone. Cousin Caleb is the one that sings horribly during the Christmas game “americas got talent”The cool cousins are very offensive to the other cousins at every holiday gathering. Hailey is very adhd and locks her keys in her car often.

Eighteenth candles light the scene,
For Hailey’s day, a soccer queen.
Next year she'll score at Sam Houston,
A beast on the field, she'll get the win.

Through laughter loud and jokes improper,
Her joy for Jesus never falters.
MAGA dreams and faith entwined,
A heart for Christ, a love defined.

With fifteen cousins in her crew,
Savanah, Deacon, Brooklyn too,
Are partners in her daring schemes,
Offensive grace in all extremes.

Sister tales, a complex ride,
Erynn's the star, a family's pride.
Noelle's touch, a whispered plight,
And Danae, don’t leave her out of sight.

Family games where Caleb sings
In tones that ache like winter stings.
Yet Hailey laughs through all the fuss,
With jokes that shock, her humor robust.

Locked car keys and ADHD spins,
She thrives amidst her joyful sins.
In life’s grand tapestry, she’s sewn,
A hurricane of love and humor, her own.

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Eighteenth candles light the scene, For Hailey’s day, a soccer queen. Next year she'll score at Sam Houston, A beast on the field, she'll get the win. Through laughter loud and jokes improper, Her joy for Jesus never falters. MAGA dreams and faith entwined, A heart for Christ, a love defined. With fifteen cousins in her crew, Savanah, Deacon, Brooklyn too, Are partners in her daring schemes, Offensive grace in all extremes. Sister tales, a complex ride, Erynn's the star, a family's pride. Noelle's touch, a whispered plight, And Danae, don’t leave her out of sight. Family games where Caleb sings In tones that ache like winter stings. Yet Hailey laughs through all the fuss, With jokes that shock, her humor robust. Locked car keys and ADHD spins, She thrives amidst her joyful sins. In life’s grand tapestry, she’s sewn, A hurricane of love and humor, her own.