In a quaint little house, every Christmas you’ll see, Granny’s sprightly antics fill hearts with glee. With her partner Richard, they dance around, Spreading joy and laughter, sweetness unbound. Simon, Sarah, Alice all rally the cheer, As Granny, clad in tinsel, draws everyone near. Anna and Millie, with wide open eyes, Watch Granny's cookie-baking, a merry surprise. The rooster bellows as dawn starts to break, Granny clinks her glass, her fruitcake’s a stake. Richard attempts a boisterous toast, While the grandkids giggle, making memories to boast. With a wink and a nod, and a warm ho-ho-ho, Granny assures all, "I’m the true mistletoe!" And thus decked in love, this family so dear, Makes merry with Granny, their Christmas reindeer.