In the land where laughter reigns supreme, Lives Jake, whose wit's a searing beam, A smart-ass sage with heart so grand, A giant friend with outstretched hand. At thirty now, he roars with pride, A big guy with a brighter side, His humor sharp, his spirit vast, A friendship firm, forever last. Raise a toast to this clever brew, For Jake, the wise, our pathway's glue, A birthday cheer, both warm and sly, To the smartest ass and biggest guy.