In the kingdom of paws and midnight glee, A tribute from Fluffy, your cat royalty. Oh dearest Mum, with heart so grand, Thank you for lending your scooping hand. For all the hours you work so hard, To fill the larder and my food card. Whisker-licking treats from cans, Funds well-spent, powered by your hands. And when the moon casts silver beams, I dash about with late-night dreams. Thanks for laughing, never frowning, As I zhoom around like a cat who's clowning. Oh dressing gown, my love, my nest, Thank you, Mum, you're simply the best. For tolerating my bounce and jump, And even my occasional gown-humping hump. From this furry fiend and purring bard, Happy Mother’s Day, my love, avant-garde.