Poems generated by our users

• PTx, Partners, work, success, rest, facility
• Pam got hungry so she ate Rudolph said he was delicious. Santa fretted with no one to guide his sleigh. Craig found a red nosed flying cow name Moodolph that saved Christmas
• Evan went to work without hardly a grumble
• Twas the night before wardmasJobsitePhil TothBack to the hallMerry Christmas to all
• T'was the night before WardsmasIBEWPhil TothBack to the hallMerry Christmas to all
• christmas cheerco-workers / friendsbest team Eva: tiny, the best sun kissed skin, gorgeous, witty, super smart, resourceful enthusiastically explains everything, impactful, team player, hilarious, reliable Selina :Teeny Tiny, youthful gorgeous face, fit, sweetheart, remembers everything, queen of OAG requests, proactive, insightful, considerate, professional, focused, leader Emma: bluest eyes, stunning inside and out, stylish, bubbliest person ever, funny, sharp and savvy, goofy, detailed, passionate, knowledgeable, energetic Emily: silky long brown hair, beautiful eyes, tall, kindest, helpful, cute, strong, efficient, humbled, driven, dynamic Jules E.: the best curly hair around, best glasses, feminine, Encouraging, easy-going, understanding, dependable, creative, hard-working, patient, leaderChantal: Shiny Long dark hair, tattooed, spunky, thoughtful, funny, creative, adaptable, charismatic, determined Alex: Tall and slim, gorgeous chocolate colored hair, Broad-minded, confident, compassionate, persistent, kind, mindful, trust worthy
• Morgan Poloni, supervisor of Budget Formulation, Moving to the Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research (CBER), has two dogs, loves fishing
• Vanessam birthday, wonderful friend and human being
• Christmas gift will not arrive until tomorrow
• Michelle, beautiful, be happy, don't fear the future, be grateful
• The dreadful Friday once again The last since your passingMy hearts is forever shattered and will always remain like that till we meet againMy fear is never watching grow older, seeing any grandchildren that follow in your footsteps Watching you smile, laugh and give your sisters advice You will always be by our side but will never have the reality of those things My heart is forever shattered and yours
• Twas the night before Christmas. Shiny Airstreams all in a row. Some Airstreams waiting for their turn. Some Airstreams ready to go home. The cabinetmakers are eager to start. The drawings and plans are hung on their Airstream with care. The deposit and fifty percent payment has been received. The parts have been purchased and inspected for damage. The laminate is laid up on plywood sheets that are four feet by eight. The shelves are stocked with consumable parts. The Airstream has been checked in who weighed. The transformation begins. More spacious. More comfortable. More function. More power. More freedom. These Airstreams are going to the next level, to be enjoyed by their owners for years and decades to come. With the quality control passed, and the detail done and dusted, it's time to let the guest know that their Airstream is ready. The date is set for the big reveal. Back outside the Airstream goes into the wild where it belongs, under the winter skies, heading towards an ultimate Christmas journey. We wish you a safe trip home and a very Merry Christmas in your shiny new Airstream.
• Sex with my wife. Curly brown hair. Beautiful eyes. Makes me orgasm prematurely. Debbie. Thong under skirt.
• Wife Debbie. Curly hair. 25 years married. Cant live without you. Love you
• Brian and Deb. 33 years together, 28 married. He had a mullet, she had a perm. He had a gold chevette, she had a red escort. 3 children hard working all grown up. 6 grandchildren. Always worked hard. Love music. He is grumpy and collects war memorabilia. She is patient and collects cushions and now Michael kors. Holidays they love and family around.
• Brian and Deb. 28 years married. Hard working. He’s grumpy. She’s patient. Family. 3 children, 6 grandchildren, he loves whisky and war memorabilia. She loves tv soaps and painted nails. They love holidays abroad. Always working. Music. Good friends.
• Brian and Debra married 28 years. 3 stepchildren and 6 grandchildren. Grumpy man, patient woman, always working, she loves tv, he loves war memorabilia.
• In a whirl of picks and Lions' roar,Amidst the "Epoch Pool" galore,The "Humble Host" with fervent cheer,Invites your voice, there's room to hear.With wit so sharp, advice sublime,He seeks participation's time,Though whispers claim five read his tales,He stands unwavering, sails unpaled.The Lions charge, in his belief,To Super Bowl victory, beyond belief.Yet amongst this football lore,He wishes you'd write, not abhor.Oh Canada, he lightly jests,Prefers when thoughts and ink invest,For in this game he holds such grace,Participation is the race.Not a fan of Trump's harsh view,He hopes the REAL you will break through.Despite privilege, he implores,Your stories add to this grand score.So heed his call, join in the quest,An open heart will pass the test.For even if your score is low,Your words keep this fine spirit aglow.
• The Sop Chum pick-em pool era has come to an end, and no one could be happier that the Asian cuisine jokes have been “tabled” than our very own culinary evaluator and literary critic, Chris Bellaci. And now that our Stable McGenius (The Notorious P.I.G.) is back in office, Bellaci can revel in the notion that he had a hand in the evolution of the recap’s return to waggish riposte with his battle cry - MAKE AMERICAN JOKES GREAT AGAIN! Taco-bout bad luck! This week’s winner of the Epoch pick-em pool is Mexican! That’s right Bellaci… Your attempt to build a firewall to keep out the ethnic food jokes has been breached. It seems like nothing you do goes according to flan. Lily Garcia is feeling like a Guac-star with her week 15 victory over fellow “American” David Zeising. David, I don’t want to give you a bad wrap and get jalapeño business by assuming you are a chip off the Bellaci block and then make an idiotic generalization that all white guys are “bad hombres” and horrible at picking football games… and strawberries. His comments in previous recaps are nacho problem. I am just season the moment and continuing with these overly cheesy food puns not just to spoil Bellaci’s reading experience, but to give Lily Garcia a queso the giggles. I understand that not everyone will read this and find it humorous and entertaining, but I am hoping that I got at least Juan. Enough with all this farcical prose. Let’s get back to celebrating our weekly champion: Lily Garcia. This is Lily’s second time winning this year, as she beat out the Najarian sisters via tiebreaker in week 10. Much like five weeks ago, Lily’s victory doesn’t come without speculation of a conspiratory nature. We also have a Ygnacio Garcia participating in this event, and he was a two-time winner last year. The question isn’t whether entienden las palabras y los chistes escritos en ingles… but rather, are Lily and Ygnacio married? Are they brother and sister? Or (and here is where our research has come up empty causing supposition of a devious nature) are they the same person? Let’s be real. Have any of you seen them in the same room together? Do they even habla ingles? Or are they Canadian, and never write in because they too are appalled by the treatment fellow countryman Marc with a “c” receives in these recaps? Someone help me with this. It has long been believed (or at least for the past two years) that Ygnacio and Lily are in fact one person! In an attempt to increase his or her chance at victory (and an abundance of pesos), either Ygnacio created an alias called Lily, or Lily created an alias called Ygnacio. It would stand to reason that Ygnacio created a second account, because what women would choose YGNACIO as a pseudonym? I mean it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue or sound even remotely appealing. She would have gone with something like Mateo or Juan Carlo. Or even a spicy Santiago! But Ygnacio? And with a “Y”
• Teenage girls Christmas gift. Free trip of their choosing
• Abba and Emma, married 50 years, golden wedding anniversary, 3 children and love to go out and have fun.
• Funny poem for first Christmas has wife and wife
• Christina: Gentle, caring, beautiful, thoughtful Kayla: Intellectual, beautiful, kind, sweet, heartMaggie: Infectious smile, determined, strong will, beautifulBrody: Poised, strong, clutch, handsome, genuine
• Brody: Poised, strong, clutch, handsome, genuineKayla: Intellectual, beautiful, kind, sweet, heartMaggie: Infectious smile, determined, strong will, beautifulChristina: Gentle, caring, beautiful, thoughtful